Once again, actual baseball has foiled our plans to blog about something fantastic and trivial.
Original plan: A "Welcome Back, Kotter"-themed tribute to Doug Mirabelli. (Now starring J.D. Drew as Horshack!)*
Instead, one studly at-bat into the game, we got the first fifteen seconds of this:
Kevin Millar played the Morey Amsterdam role.
Get well soon, Mr. E. Fresh! Next up on Respect the Tek: if you take the good, you take the bad, indeed, if you take them both, what do you have?**
*Drew is a very old and respected name. It means, the baserunners are dying.
**Survey says: A) the facts of life, B) a lot of brain cells wasted on Nick at Nite, or C) Daisuke Matsuzaka.