"That's why Manny used to go in the Monster all the time, he was looking for Bobby Orr."
- Tom Caron
Jason Bay's in Canadian heaven and all's right with the world, since the Red Sox have clinched an absolutely mandatory series victory against the Marlins. That'll teach them not to give us back Hanley Ramirez for a song and a lobster roll.
Brad Penny didn't exactly take it to a new level against his former team, tonight, but since a line drive TRIED TO EAT HIM, we'll cut him some slack. A serviceable five innings and some solid bullpen work* adds up to a deserved 100th win. Frankly, every time The Eck mentioned that he was coming up on a possible milestone, we cringed at the jinx potential. After all, we've been inside History's Waiting Room too many times--remember tapping your toes and checking your watch as Manny Ramirez stalled out at 499 home runs?
What's that? You don't remember this Manny fellow?
Right, Hanley. Hanley Ramirez is who we're talking about.
Return him to our custody, Fish People, and nobody gets hurt.
*Notwithstanding Papelbon's new allergy to the one-two-three inning. What's that about? Is there a nasal spray for that?
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I'm not much of a commenter, but I love your blog and am so happy you're posting a little more often! Thanks. :-)
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Thank you both for speaking up! We're definitely trying to post more often, so buy some stock in caffeinated products. ;)
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