Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Mad Libs with Big Papi

"Good," he said, turning to face the reporters encircling him. "You guys wait 'til [sassafrass] happens, then you can talk [poppycock]. Two [bloomin'] games, and already you [pigeon-smokers] are going crazy.


"What's up with that, man? [Great Googly-Moogly.] [Dadblamed] 160 games left. That's a [humbug]. One of you [Commies] got to go ahead and hit for me." --David Ortiz


All of which to say: it's a new day, a new season. Two and half games down, 159 and a half to go. Let's do this thing.

2 comments:

Anjali said...

Yay, you're back! Thanks for the laugh, as always.

Anne said...

Okay, you're back -- now the season is really underway.